“O, then began the tempest to my soul,
Who pass’d, methought, the melancholy flood,
With that grim ferryman which poets write of,
Unto the kingdom of perpetual night.”
Holy guacamole, friends, I have been cast as the Duke of Clarence in Shakespeare Orange County’s production of RICHARD III! It’s an astonishingly-good role, the show will be performed in late July/early August outdoors in the Garden Grove Festival Amphitheater which seats over 500, and they are giving me MONEY to do this! Don’t they know I’ve done things that were so much less awesome for free?
This incredibly-talented individual will be playing Richard – he’s going to have me stabbed and then drowned in a barrel of wine!
Nothing like a summer stabbing