If you count either a one-line role in a webisode that featured at least one SAG performer, or a deleted scene in a direct-to-DVD feature film (and surely one of the two could count), then I have a Kevin Bacon number of only 3, according to the rules of the classic Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game.
I did not imagine it would be that simple for someone who keeps denying he is an actor to get to 3.
Strange realization for the day